Sometimes people ask me what it is that I do. For a living I mean. And I'm not sure how to tell people. Most of the time I just tell people that I scrapbook for a living. Which is very cool. Not as cool as my friend Celine, who scrapbooks for a living on a beach in the south of France, but cool nonetheless.
I do a lot actually. That website I talk about alot? I do everything behind the scenes. Everything. From admin to PAing webisodes to rearranging the warehouse to teaching classes to just plain scrapbooking. But for the past few months 90% of my job was focused on planning the.big.event.
The big event where we hosted 125 people at the Marriott for a weekend of scrapbooking. And ice cream sundae bars. And trolley rides. And so much more.
Like celebrities.
Okay, so they don't scrapbook. But apparently they put their daughters beauty pageants that just happen to be in the same hotel. And that is how we met Mr. Steve Burton. Is that Jason from General Hospital?
Why yes. Yes it is.
But wait, it gets better.
Is that Jan from The Office? Why yes. Yes it is. Okay, so she doesn't scrapbook either but she does hang out at the Marriott bar.
I did however, miss my chance at becoming best friends with the Olsen Twins. They were in town that weekend for Bonnaroo, but instead of camping outside their bus I went to work and did this instead:
I was rapping. To Ice Ice Baby. In front of 125 people. Which actually
has nothing to do with scrapbooking, but you know what I like to say
about that: Word to your mother. Ice ice baby. Too cold.
Apparently, I just missed Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban at my local starbucks. But not to worry, the barista said. They go 3 times a week, around 7am. They need to get on their schedule because I don't think I can drink anymore coffee y'all. I'm really hoping that Nicole goes into labor while I am in there. I have experience in this. One time when I worked at a coffee shop, this lady's water totally broke while she was looking at the cakes. And I was all "I'll call 911!" And she was all "No thanks, I'll call my husband." And I could totally do that for Nicole Kidman and then she could name her baby after me.
Then a few weeks ago Miley Cyrus and Tyra Banks were filming the Hannah Montana movie at our Belk. In the ladies shoe department. And dang it if I wasn't too sick to go up there. You know they would have wanted to put me in that Disney movie y'all. I could so have been Miley's 12 year old little sister.
Some supermodel got her hair done next to me 2 weeks ago. I think her name was Taylor. I learned that I can not make decent small talk with supermodels. I also learned that hair place is much too expensive for me to use again.
Plus, at that pageant that Steve Burton was at? I totally saw one of the little girls and her mother from that Pageant Moms Exposed show on E. And I was all "it's totally those people from E!" and apparently, no one else wanted to own up to watching trash tv.
Barb from our scrapbooking group scrapbooks for Sara Evans.
Oh. And I work next door to Lee Greenwood.
Welcome to NashVegas baby.